Please take off all your clothes except your underpants and bra.

Hey, it's about time you quit it with the panty jokes. You'll put off the readers, you creeper!

"Do I really have that good a personality?" "Impossible. After all, there's this time as well, but in middle school you sold off girl's pants all over to bring in the money."

"What's up? Fidgeting like that" "Er, well, it looks like the elastic's gone in my pants."